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  November 03, 2019, by Steve H.
  No matter the time of day, no matter *what* day, the zombie apocalypse is always a shiver in the space-time continuum away at this portal to a dystopian alternate universe. Shambling indigents, unwashed hobos, and traveling psychopaths living in their cargo van can reliably be spotted here. Navigating the parking lot is harder than Sasquatch's dad at a Ron Jeremy look-alike contest. If you manage to avoid the stately oaks sprouting magnificently from the asphalt randomly, you'll then be challenged by the murky ponds hiding pot holes capacious enough to hide the Loch Ness monster (that's pure speculation on my part, because I've never been foolish enough to drive through the waters). Don't let me dissuade you from stopping by. If you slump in your seat and people watch, in short order you'll feel like David Attenborough observing bare-assed baboons building a Large Hadron Collider using bananas and flung feces. In short, you'll be awed by the variety of humanity manifested in so many pitiful vignettes. Three stars for the anthropological value and because I've never been mugged here. Yet.